there was a trapeze. enough said
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
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