let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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