do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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