i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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