She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
did you just send me my own nude
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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