I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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