umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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