We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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