She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
He did a backflip because drugs
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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