The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I could fuck to npr.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
