return my video game
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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