Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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