How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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