i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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