They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
