new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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