You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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