Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
her vagine was all disorganized.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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