She announced her abortion via fbk
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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