That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
