That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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