what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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