They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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