if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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