i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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