4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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