I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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