"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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