And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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