epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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