super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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