vagina is talking i cant
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Randomize
