Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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