My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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