week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
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