so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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