it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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