im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Randomize
