She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
So vagazzling was a success
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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