Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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