you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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