Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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