She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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