i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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