I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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