he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
My vagina is officially offended.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Randomize
