There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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