Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I need to align my fucking chakras
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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