My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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