I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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