i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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