these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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