For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Holy sore nipples Batman
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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